Funnyman Russ T. Nailz is the auctioneer at Soctoberfest, a fundraiser on October 23 at the Cielo Club in Rancho Santa Fe to benefit youth soccer programs. The event, catered by TK&A, includes cold beer and warm pretzels along with grilled sausages, sauerkraut, and German potato salad. The Rancho Santa Fe Soccer club, the event sponsor, believes soccer is far more than a game. This international sport promotes teamwork, builds character, and furthers an appreciation of the world’s cultures. Nailz, by the way, promises to wear his lederhosen. (858/699-5329)   ANDREA NAVERSEN